I'm being kidnapped by ninjas! What can I do?

I was walking down the street and then suddenly, ninjas appeared! They caught wind of my fascination with vikings, as they believed vikings to be lawless pirates. The pirates, for those who don't know, are the sworn enemy of ninjas. They currently have me in their ninja van and I'm not sure what kind of ninja plans they have for me, but I'm afraid to find out. I don't know Karate and I don't have money for Karate lessons. Oh crap, they've stopped and they're trying to get me! What should I dsweporiwqed]pickj423eow';ao98o4pfd